In this episode of Porn Loser, Kitana does what every other girl hasn’t done. She bursts into laughter when she looks at his cock as she kneels before him. You gotta feel bad for the boob, even for a few seconds, because that’s the worst a man can get, with the exception of a wrecking ball heading straight for his head. But he still manages to get the job done, except she keeps laughing, even when her head is buried in the pillow and he’s fucking her from behind. Loser should have known during the interview. She’s wearing a pentagram around her neck. Well, there’s more chicks in the coop and they’ll be nicer than this one.
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Kitana Meets The Porn Loser
August 17, 2011 // Posted in Porn Movies | No Comments
Double Vision
August 15, 2011 // Posted in Porn Movies | No Comments
Sharing a bathroom with Emily Cartwright would be a very…interesting…experience, to say the least. Here’s something we’ve never seen in a SCORE video. A girl spraying car vinyl cleaner on her body-hugging dress before. And in a shower. And then she buffs herself all shiny and slippery. Her bust. Her booty. Would Emily detail our car if we asked? Probably not but she would be happy to show us those full, creamy tits and her shaved pussy for as long as we wanted. Quickly into this video, we learn that Emily has gone commando. Emily has a big toy collection and brought one of her faves to this video. She loves those kinky boots and fetish dresses. This is a girl who has a kinky nun’s costume in her closet for those late-night fetish club parties. She’s on her way to becoming the big-boobed fetish empress of the United Kingdom.
Double Vision
August 13, 2011 // Posted in Porn Movies | No Comments
Sharing a bathroom with Emily Cartwright would be a very…interesting…experience, to say the least. Here’s something we’ve never seen in a SCORE video. A girl spraying car vinyl cleaner on her body-hugging dress before. And in a shower. And then she buffs herself all shiny and slippery. Her bust. Her booty. Would Emily detail our car if we asked? Probably not but she would be happy to show us those full, creamy tits and her shaved pussy for as long as we wanted. Quickly into this video, we learn that Emily has gone commando. Emily has a big toy collection and brought one of her faves to this video. She loves those kinky boots and fetish dresses. This is a girl who has a kinky nun’s costume in her closet for those late-night fetish club parties. She’s on her way to becoming the big-boobed fetish empress of the United Kingdom.
Myah Meets The Porn Loser
August 11, 2011 // Posted in Porn Movies | No Comments
It seems wrong to call this gentleman a Loser considering all the hot, young playthings he’s sticking his cock into. However, he’s such a bumbling idiot, it seems his destiny to be known as that on the shelves in thousands of video stores. In this episode of Porn Loser Volume 3, Myah Monroe’s blow job technique is very fast, mainly head sucking and no spitting or drooling. It’s the kind of blow job a girl does when she wants to get her boyfriend off as fast as possible in his car when he drops her off at her house after a date. She does take his balls in her mouth. They have an awkward moment when she tries to take his cock in her pussy. “Shit!, it tightens up too quick, that’s the problem, I do it all the time,” she says, sounding a lot older than 19. She’s a New Yorker but doesn’t give off that New York tough-girl attitude, at least not with Loser. Myah’s super-cute and sexy, dressed in pink underwear and pink clothes. As soon as they start fucking, you can tell that (A) Myah fucks a lot (B) she expects a lot (C) from the way she fucks, she deserves a lot. She bounces up and down on his dick like she’s riding a bronco and when she gets on her knees and hands for a doggie, she bounces her ass and squeezes her butt cheeks rapidly for his camera before he sticks it in her pussy. You almost never see a girl do this in a video! There’s nothing The Loser can teach this girl about fucking techniques. SHE fucks HIM, thrusting back and forth, the reverse of the usual doggie where the guy pounds into the motionless girl. This told us imediately that Myah would be great, no-strings, booty-call material who would probably not stalk you later. They fuck in missionary and doggie but the best part comes when he fucks her asshole in missionary. It’s sadly only a minute before he loses his Loser load, but if anything, this one piece of footage will be The Loser’s finest moment. For some reason, the Loser jerks his cum on her less-than-A-cup boobs instead of feeding her throat. Why he did that, who the hell knows. As for Myah, she earns high marks from us. She worked on her cocksucking after her Loser encounter and went on to become a popular porn starlet. There can be a happy ending.
From Desperate to Drilled Housewife
August 9, 2011 // Posted in Porn Movies | No Comments
Envy could make anyone envious of her full ass and her tiny waist. But she prefers to make people horny, instead. When she spies the gardener checking her out while she dresses, she puts on a show for him and then lets him into her bedroom, her pussy and then her snug ass tunnel…in that order. And you’d be hard-pressed to figure out who loves the ass-drilling more, Envy or her gardener, because she pounds her puckered hole up and down on his cock like a champ! At one point, she claims that anal even makes her ass grow! Hey, we are not going to argue with that.
From Desperate to Drilled Housewife
August 7, 2011 // Posted in Porn Movies | No Comments
Envy could make anyone envious of her full ass and her tiny waist. But she prefers to make people horny, instead. When she spies the gardener checking her out while she dresses, she puts on a show for him and then lets him into her bedroom, her pussy and then her snug ass tunnel…in that order. And you’d be hard-pressed to figure out who loves the ass-drilling more, Envy or her gardener, because she pounds her puckered hole up and down on his cock like a champ! At one point, she claims that anal even makes her ass grow! Hey, we are not going to argue with that.
Kylie Meets The Porn Loser
August 5, 2011 // Posted in Porn Movies | No Comments
Kylie Richards sounds like a very intelligent, articulate, pretty young woman who knows what she wants to do. Make porn. So how the fuck did she hook up with The Loser for her first sex video? This is a guy who can listen to a girl talk for three minutes and then reply with one word, “Nice.” Sometimes he does say, “Cool” or “Awesome.” Once again, Loser gets a girl nervous by asking if she’s nervous and how she’s going to deal with her parents. Her parents. How many porn shooters ask a girl about her parents? Just one and that’s to rub her doing porn in her face. “I want to fulfill my fantasies and that’s what’s going to satisfy me,” says Kylie. At this point, you may think, “Run, Kylie! Run home and get away from this A-wipe.” But of course, that’s not going to happen. As Kylie explains, she likes watching porn, likes masturbating to it like a guy does and wants to make her own. “Why don’t you stand up for us, if you could,” says The Loser. If she COULD? Does she have a muscle disorder? Kylie removes her casually nice, if non-sexy, clothes. (”I came in my natural attire. You said ‘natural look,’” Kyle says to him, as if apologizing for not being dressed like a pole dancer.) Kylie has no tits at all, totally flat, not even a bud but she’s cute and perky and sexy. He should be controlling her head as she sucks his cock but he doesn’t and winds up getting too much of the top of her head in his lens. This is where a helmet-cam would be perfect. Her blow jobbing rates a B. She has motivation and gets down almost all the way, not that she has that many inches to handle. She works on creating saliva strings from his cock to her lips. There’s also too much hand-stroking and she doesn’t lick, suck or squeeze his balls but that’s his fault, not hers. It looks like she’s having an orgasm near the end when they fuck missionary on the couch. By then, the Loser’s entire body is a bright pink as he readies to transfer his spawn from his cockhead to Kylie’s mouth. This chick doesn’t lack for enthusiasm. She even looked like she wanted more cum as he backed away from her after discharging. The Loser is not an apres-sex hugger. Kylie, you have done well. Loser, what can we say except, next! Chalk up another notch for this filthy video-butcher.
She’s 19, And It’s Her First Time!
August 3, 2011 // Posted in Porn Movies | No Comments
Sometimes, a little information is enough. And this is one of those times. The girl you’re looking at is Lexis Smith. She’s 5′2″, 118 pounds and is from Florida. She’s 19 years old. And this is her first time on video. That’s all you needed to know, wasn’t it? Once you heard the magic words “19″ and “first time,” you were sold. You took your cock out and got ready to jack. Which is exactly what Lexis wants. “It really turns me on,” she said about the idea of you getting off to her video. Like we said, a little information goes a long way.
She’s 19, And It’s Her First Time!
August 1, 2011 // Posted in Porn Movies | No Comments
Sometimes, a little information is enough. And this is one of those times. The girl you’re looking at is Lexis Smith. She’s 5′2″, 118 pounds and is from Florida. She’s 19 years old. And this is her first time on video. That’s all you needed to know, wasn’t it? Once you heard the magic words “19″ and “first time,” you were sold. You took your cock out and got ready to jack. Which is exactly what Lexis wants. “It really turns me on,” she said about the idea of you getting off to her video. Like we said, a little information goes a long way.
Horny Housewife
July 30, 2011 // Posted in Porn Movies | No Comments
This video answers the age-old question, “What would you do if you were walking down the hallway in your apartment building and heard solo fuck-girl noises coming from behind one of the apartment doors?” In this case, the fuck-girl noises are coming from Ginger Taylor, who’s playing with her pussy while watching a SCORE video of Daphne Rosen getting ass-slammed. She’s screaming out, “Oh, I’m so horny!” and she’s so disappointed when her husband calls to say he’s going to be late. Stupid dick wad. Fortunately for Ginger (and to answer our original question), some dude walking down the hallway hears her and walks into her apartment. Ginger pulls down his shorts and starts sucking on his rod. And let this be a lesson to you.



















